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Lil' Miss Death Wish



i was found abandoned in some mountains far far away. when they found me, they were stunned by my shocking deathwish evil-eye, which could kill a man in a matter of seconds. at the age of four i formed a deathmetal band and would bleach my hair blue and tear at it, screaming, singing, and cursing! childhood hobbies included killing and beating up barbie dolls. as you can tell, i'm *very* ladylike, and would make an ideal bride. although the last grossie who yelled "hey china! like them geisha girls!" ended up dead with projectile vomit in his face, i'm sure you'll want to choose me as yr bride.

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