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About Me:
I was born in 1975 on the year of the rabbit. My family is from a small farming village called Taipei. They immigrated to the United States to give birth to me so that I could be an American citizen. However, i have often longed for the modest living of my ancestrial habitat in Taipei. I fantasize about drawing water from a make-shift well at the village center wearing nothing but a potato sack and thong sandals. My dream is to marry a white American man and return to the simple life I never had a chance to live. We can do that right here in the United States. You could dig a hole in your backyard and fill it with water. That'll be our swimming pool, I mean our village well. I could still wear nothing but a potato sack all day. As you come home from one of your many business trips, you can describe to me the sexual acts you witnessed at prostitution bars in the Philippines, and I can attempt to perform them! It'll be great! We will have a relationship based on kinky sex and gender inequality. Can't wait to meet you!


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